Trout Fisting In America

I picked up a copy of Brautigan’s Trout Fishing In America at Goodwill back in February—I thought my son might enjoy some of its hippy dippy whimsy—and at one point I looked down and misread the title as Trout Fisting In America. Suddenly, I wished I was buying a book with that title instead. I imagined what might be inside it—what a great title, what a great framing device to dig through the sick & twisted parts of the US psyche.

Like most things I write, because it doesn’t already exist, I’ve gone ahead and started writing it myself.

So I’m writing these 1000-1500 word vignettes, each one about a particular aspect of US life that embodies the violence & stupidity & slow psychological death that comes w/living in this society.

I’ll be posting a new one every Tuesday until we reach 50. Feel free to e-mail with requests, rebuttals, or retribution at scott_creney@yahoo.com.

#1 – Fisting The Trout
#2 – Donald John Trump
#3 – The Military
#4 – The Letter E
#5 – Syria 
#6 – Drugs
#7 – Pets 
#8 – Sleep Deprivation 
#9 – Empathy 
#10 – Capitalism 
#11 – Questions 
#12 – Meritocracy 
#13 – Failure 
#14 – Death 
#15 – Psychedelics 
#16 – Divorce  
#17 – Assassination 
#18 – Cops
#19 – The 4th of July
#20 – Sloth
#21 – Bicycles
#22 – Steal This Book
Runs On Dunkin

#23 – Something Wild
#24 – Exclamation Points!
#25 – Charlottesville
#26 – Ulcer
#27 – Escape
#28 – Houston
#29 – Freewrite Aug 2017
#30 – Butts
#31 – Flea Marketing
#32 – Honesty Time
#33 – 9/11
#34 – Controversy
#35 – Customer Service
#36 – Guns
#37 – Setups
#38 – Buddhism For Motherfuckers
#39- Las Vegas
#40 – Chaos
#41 – The Future
#42 – The Confederacy
#43 – Consumerism
#44 – Vietnam