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Trout Fisting In America #39 – Las Vegas

“When I was a boy and I would see scary things in the news my mom would always say ‘Look for the legislators. Call those fuckers. We don’t have to live like this.’ ” – Fred Rogers. The picture at … Continue reading

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Trout Fisting In America #36 – Guns

It takes a lot of cognitive dissonance to be fanatically pro-gun in 21st century america, but if, as Maury Povich once said, the test of a first-rate mind is the ability to hold two contradictory ideas in your mind at … Continue reading

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Trout Fisting in America Runs On Dunkin

As cusping-pubescent girls braid each other’s hair and the spartans all self-immolate in their nissan sentras, the difference between swagger & stagger is but a single letter. Same w/polar & solar. Or coffee & toffee. It seems like the public-place … Continue reading

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Trout Fisting In America #11 – Questions

  I am consumed these days by questions that will never be answered. Not to my satisfaction anyway… Does Paul Ryan remember getting social security money after his father died? How many congresscritter chucklefucks does it take to change a … Continue reading

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