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Trout Fisting In America #25 – Charlottesvile

This shit has always existed in America. And it’s existed as the lifeblood of the Republican party since 1964. Man, the ugly shit politicians will align themselves with just so they can get the chance to cut taxes for the goddamn wealthy. … Continue reading

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Trout Fisting In America #23 – Something WIld

My favorite movie ever made is Something Wild. Ten years ago I probably would’ve said Harold & Maude. Ten years before that I might’ve said Grosse Point Blank. And ten years before that I would’ve probably said Breaking Away (great … Continue reading

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Trout Fisting in America Runs On Dunkin

As cusping-pubescent girls braid each other’s hair and the spartans all self-immolate in their nissan sentras, the difference between swagger & stagger is but a single letter. Same w/polar & solar. Or coffee & toffee. It seems like the public-place … Continue reading

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Trout Fisting In America #22 – Steal This Book

There’s two stories I left out of my 2006 book Dear Al-Qaeda: Letters to The World’s Most Notorious Terror Organization and they both involve bookstores. For the handful of you who’ve never read the book, it details the 6mos I … Continue reading

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Trout Fisting In America #21 – Bicycles

I remember one time this therapist said to me that whenever I got down on everything and was overcome w/despair for the human race, had convinced myself that everything was hopeless and that people were basically scum, I should remind … Continue reading

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Trout Fisting In America #20 – Sloth

Indolence. Lethargy. Torpor. Whatever.     Trout Fisting In America appears here every Tuesday. We’re going to keep going until we reach #50, or until the Trout begs for mercy. Check out previous installments HERE.

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Trout Fisting In America #19 – The 4th of July

Patriotism is the first refuge of a fascist and all that, but for all the ranting & bile in this weekly column, I need to be clear about something. You don’t write something like Trout Fisting In America because you … Continue reading

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