Trout Fisting In America #37 – Setups

Did you hear the one about the magic tractor.

Did you hear the one about the squirrel who nailed his genitals to a clock.

Did you hear the one about London England.

Did you hear the one about the surrealist home.

Did you hear the one about the dyslexic satanist.

Did you hear the one about the guy who gave up his job as a fishmonger.

Did you hear about the man who drank 5 liters of water.

Did you hear the one about Alfred.

Did you hear about the man who put on a clean pair of socks every day of the week.

Did you hear the price of duck soup has gone up.

Did you hear about the neurotic octopus.

Did you hear about the two ghosts who fell madly in love.

Did you hear about the famous artist who was arrested last night by the police.

Did you hear about the woman who couldn’t find a singing partner.

Did you hear the one about the pro football player who joined the army.

Did you hear about this week’s illegal bombing of Yemen that killed many innocent people.

Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon.

Did you hear about the paranoid with low self-esteem.

Did you hear about the child who was named after his father.

Did you hear about the plummeting fertility rate in Flint.

Did you hear about the guy who lived next door to a sewer and killed himself.

Did you hear about the extremely vain actor.

Did you hear about the piglets who wanted to do something special for their mother’s birthday.

Trout Fisting In America appears here every Tuesday (sometimes even more often!). We’re going to keep going until we reach #50, or until the Trout begs for mercy. You can check out previous installments HERE.

About ScottCreney

Scott Creney lives in Athens, Georgia. He is the author of "Dear Al-Qaeda: Letters to the World’s Most Notorious Terror Organiztion".
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