Monthly Archives: September 2017

Trout Fisting In America #38 – Buddhism For Motherfuckers

Parenthood can be a time of great inner turmoil for a woman. Yet parenting books invariably focus on nurturing children rather than the motherfuckers who struggle to raise them. This book is different. It is a book for motherfuckers. Buddhism … Continue reading

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Trout Fisting In America #37 – Setups

Did you hear the one about the magic tractor. Did you hear the one about the squirrel who nailed his genitals to a clock. Did you hear the one about London England. Did you hear the one about the surrealist … Continue reading

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Trout Fisting In America #36 – Guns

It takes a lot of cognitive dissonance to be fanatically pro-gun in 21st century america, but if, as Maury Povich once said, the test of a first-rate mind is the ability to hold two contradictory ideas in your mind at … Continue reading

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Trout Fisting In America #35 – Customer Service

In a sense, all US jobs now are customer service jobs. The service industry is the only industry we have left. Even your typical US congresscritter is just a glorified version of Burger King fry cook (albeit w/free healthcare that … Continue reading

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Trout Fisting In America #34 – Controversy

From a Google news search for ‘controversial’ done at 9:30pm on Friday September 15, 2017: Stephen Colbert’s Controversial Trump Comments Chelsea Manning Isn’t The Only Controversial Guest Harvard Invited… Floyd Mayweather On Trump’s Controversial ‘Locker-Room’ Talk Ben Shapiro: Who Is … Continue reading

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Trout Fisting In America #33 – 9/11

However you want to look at it, by any objective standard you want to use, the events of September 11, 2001 were an unqualified success. For Al-Qaeda of course. The US may not have been destroyed on 9/11, but it’s … Continue reading

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Trout Fisting In America #32 – Honesty Time

I am 45 years old and I’ve been writing seriously for 25 years now. In that time I’ve had two books published. One of them was a collection held together by staples and published by a group of poets, half … Continue reading

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